“Keep on Iraqing me Baby”
(phone call with life advisor)
Tallulah Crankhead - Court is tomorrow morning
Coast to Coast AM - Well, don’t curse and get mad or wear a communist T-shirt…
TC - Sha……
C to C - You know what I mean, what are you wearing by the way?
TC - I have no idea, pants probably.
C to C - Did you write your case out?
TC - It is fucking summary court, I did not feel it necessary... Do I need to you think?
C to C - Just don’t be rude.
TC - What do you mean rude? I wasn’t going to be rude.
C to C - Well don’t get excited I mean… Stick to the facts and just answer the questions… Make eye contact with the judge and speak clearly... Try and be sincere TC... If you have to swear on the bible just do it... don’t give them the speech about you being a heathen and the bible was inaccurate and it did not mean anything to your heathen ass and you might as well be swearing on the sears and roebuck catalog... Just do it.
TC - Oh shut the fuck up Judging ‘Amy’…
C to C - See that is exactly the kind of attitude I am talking about.
TC – IT IS SUMMARY COURT!!!!!!! No matter what, they can’t fry me!!!!
C to C – Don’t be to sure, this state loves to execute retarded people.
TC - I think it will be okay.. I already paid the fine I was just trying to see if I could get my damn money back... Anyway, so I told you about this guy I have been speaking to regularly online right…
C to C - Yeah… one with the interesting name.
TC - Yeah.
C to C - Are you going to meet him?
TC - Well he is in Iraq right now.
C to C - Army?
TC - No, work.
C to C -Ahh, I see.. he is insane. That’s interesting TC but I can’t really think of one good reason for you to be talking to crazy people in Iraq.
TC - He isn’t crazy and he speaks English.
C to C- How the hell do you know? He could be Osama himself for all you know.
TC - I talked to him on the phone, several times actually.
C to C - You talk on the phone to people who could be ‘terrorists’ in Iraq…??? You are gonna fry retard!!
TC - I hope you aren’t going to charge me for this session…
