Retired DRS Writers:

Joe: Set'em Up Joe

Joe was one of our most loved writers, but he had to give it up to go out into the real world and make some money. He still writes on occasion, mostly stories from the mental ward in which he is currently working.

The DRS Milfs: Sex in the Suburbs

One of our best features. Unfortunately it all went to hell when the main writer, Elise, had a mental and emotional breakdown and decided to take it out on DRS. Her articles were pulled after she threatened a lawsuit against DRS. Fucking cunt.

Succ asked, respectfully, to have her articles removed. Happy to oblige.

You may still want to check out past and previous excellent MILFs, like Eos, Sugar and 2T.

Linda Adams: Pearls and Piss

Linda was (is?) one of our best friends in the whole world - real and online - to whom much of the success of DRS is owed, but apparently some things went south with our business relations and she decided to gracefully bow out. All articles removed at the request of Linda.

Manimal Lector: Manimal House

Manimal was the Man. He made some really cool and slightly controversial points in a couple of interesting articles. We keep in touch and he's doing good. Miss you, bro'.

Tallulah Crankhead: In Absinthe Veritas

Tallulah - aka TC - was one of our most talented writers, but because of some recurring drama in her life, spilling into DRS, we mutually decided it would be best if went our separate ways. All her great writings are still here for your enjoyment, though.

Son of Sam/OverMuch: Green Eggs and Hate

We don't talk about Sam anymore. He is dead to us. Fucking disrespectful and disloyal bitch.

Blackie Diamond: Diamonds of Mine

Blackie was an experiment that failed. We can't even in good faith keep his stuff up for nostalgic purposes.