Let us introduce ourselves...

Welcome to Fuckheads Anonymous, our little corner of the Dead Rebel Society, where the socially inept and forlorn come for no-nonsense advice on anything from childrearing to the best way to talk your wife into anal.  My name is Dr. Githa F. Overitt, and I am a licensed therapist who is tired of all the hand-holding and politically correct empowerment bullshit that your insurance company pays me to dispense.  When you come looking for advice here at DRS, I have the luxury of telling you like it is, and how it should be, all bullshit aside.  I hope you will be enlightened and entertained during your visit, if not offended.  Sometimes the truth hurts like a motherfucker, folks.

Thank you, Doc. And I am MF Truth Fountaine, sidekick extraordinaire and an avid observer of what I like to call the human condition. You are all fuckups, but the problem is NOT how we can make you NOT a fuckup, but how we can assist you in making it appear more subtle. I get off on listening to reprobates and others bitch about their lives and the retardedness that it spawns. Perhaps you need some advice. I and my colleague are here for just that. So go ahead, ask us anything.

Send any questions you might have, on any subject, to:

drs@deadrebelsociety.com