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Mitzi Dupree
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A Nice Day For a White-ish Wedding
Part 7 - "Wrapping it Up"
Budget Bride
432872 W. Broadway, Unit G
Denver, CO
Mitzi Dupree
9090 WCR 20
Legacy, CO 80627
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Mitzi Dupree
9090 WCR 20
Legacy, CO 80627
Mr. & Mrs. Charles Throckmorton, III
23 Hidden Cove Drive
Spring, TX 77393
August 16, 2006
Dear Mr. & Mrs. Throckmorton,
It was wonderful getting to meet you at Mrs. Bankworth’s party at Rolling Hills Country Club.
Thank you so much for your thoughtful gift. I’m sure we’ll find many good uses for the pink rhinestone dog carrier.
Best wishes to you and your family,
Mitzi Dupree
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Mitzi Dupree
9090 WCR 20
Legacy, CO 80627
Mrs. Tippi Herfordshire
812 Marina Drive
Galveston, TX
August 16, 2006
Dear Mrs. Herfordshire,
Thank you for attending the Bankworth’s party for Joe and me last weekend. It was wonderful getting to meet all of the family friends.
I would also like to thank you for the beautiful brass picture frame. We always have a need to display more 3” x 5” photos!
The back of the frame had an inscription that said “Tippi – congrats on your Grand Slam” and signed “Your Bridge Club Girls.”
I just wanted to make sure that we hadn’t accidentally received one of your valuable personal mementos. If so, I’m happy to return the frame. Let me know what you’d prefer.
Regards,
Mitzi Dupree
Wesley Escher, Esq., Attorney at Law
465 17th Street, Suite 1345
Denver, CO 80212
Addressed to:
Mitzi Dupree
9090 WCR 20
Legacy, CO 80627
August 17, 2007
Dear Ms. Dupree,
I have reviewed the employment contract that you forwarded. While there is a clause offering a 30-day severance package, it only becomes effective when the full contract is activated.
The first paragraph of the terms and agreements clearly states that the employee must complete a mandatory 90 day probation period before the contract becomes active. As you were released from employment on day 87 of that probation period, the remainder of the contract is null and void.
Have you looked into filing an unemployment claim?
Sincerely,
Wesley Echer, Esq.
Caketastic!
1429 Valley View
Legacy, CO
Addressed to:
Mitzi Dupree
9090 WCR 20
Legacy, CO 80627
August 31, 2006
Dear Mrs. Bankworth,
Please accept our deepest apologies regarding the loss of your wedding cake last Saturday.
Our employees are all thoroughly trained in the safe delivery of our confections. However, a lightning strike a mere 20 feet away is something you just can’t prepare for. And I think we all agree that in such dangerous circumstances, dropping the cake and seeking shelter was the best decision for Maggie to make.
While this technically falls under the “Force Majeure / Act of God” clause in our contract, releasing us from obligation, we would like to extend to you a $450 Caketastic! credit.
We look forward to working with you on your next event.
Katrina Willoughby, partner
9464 Buchtel
Denver, CO
DJ Dynomite
Dear Ms Mitzi,
Heres my invoice for 5,500 bucks to replace the DJ equipment that was flooded last weekend, wit copies of my purchase recepts. See I payed a lot of money for my gear you know. Those were like 1500 bucks speakers man – suckers are loud too!! Bad you didn’t get to hear them.
I told you that I had to have a covered spot to set up my gear. Its on the contract dude. When that tent went up there werent no more cover. Now I cant make no money til you pay me back so try to make it fast.
Word!
DJ Dyno
~ Its Time to PARTY PARTY! ~
Mitz,
I haven’t been able to reach you on your cell phone for a few days, but I wanted you to know that little Amber is going to be just fine.
The doctor said that with one more surgery and six months of physical therapy, her limp would hardly be noticeable. Isn’t that fantastic?!?
I think I’d told you that she was going through that "Mommy, buy me a pony stage". It’s safe to say that phase has passed. Being run over by a herd of panic-stricken, bloody horses nipped that fantasy in the bud. I hope your vet bills weren’t too expensive. Evidently, crashing through fences isn’t a good move for a horse.
Anyway, I think we can all be happy that no one was fatally injured by that storm. It was pretty spectacular! When that funnel cloud sucked up the tent, I thought it was all over. Well, it certainly made my Matron of Honor duties interesting.
I’m sure you’re whooping it up on your honeymoon, but give me a call when you get back. Let’s do lunch!
Laura
September 2nd, 2006
Dear Mr. Bankworth,
Per your request, I’m forwarding a status update on your wife. As the enclosed charts show, we’re making some excellent progress!
You’ll note that we’ve been able to remove the leg and arm restraints and we’ve been able to reduce her Thorazine dosage to 800 mg a day. We’re hoping that within a week or so, she’ll be able to join our other guests in the craft room and dining hall.
I wouldn’t advise a visit with the children just yet. While I’m sure your wife would enjoy it, it could be a bit unsettling for the young ones. The bouts of Tourette’s Syndrome she’s experiencing (while quite common in Post Traumatic Stress Disorder victims) are probably not a family memory you want to create.
At this point, our goal is to get her to relax and become cognizant of her daily surroundings and activities. She seems to be quite unsettled regarding her wardrobe, as she keeps waking each night and screaming “my dress, my dress, I don’t have a dress.” If this is a reference to some sort of well-loved garment in her wardrobe, it might be helpful if you could forward that to us here.
As stated in our intake interview, I have full confidence that we can return your wife to you as a functioning member of society, at some level.
Sincerely,
Dr. Roger Ramsay, MD
Chief Psychiatrist
Peaceful Waters
